{"id":1946,"date":"2026-08-23T19:35:47","date_gmt":"2026-08-24T02:35:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/armedkitten.com\/?post_type=product&p=1946"},"modified":"2026-08-23T20:16:05","modified_gmt":"2026-08-24T03:16:05","slug":"rhinestone-conspiracy-theory","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/armedkitten.com\/index.php\/product\/rhinestone-conspiracy-theory\/","title":{"rendered":"Rhinestone Conspiracy Theory Ladies Top"},"content":{"rendered":"

Designed and Decorated by Armed Kitten! <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

These are Rebel Society ladies tops, a soft drapey rayon\/spandex.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

People swear that they machine wash and dry their rhinestone and vinyl shirts with no problem, However I recommend that they be hand washed and hung to air dry.\u00a0 It will extend the life of the shirt.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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Meet the cutest little truth-seeker on the internet.<\/h2>\n

This heavily rhinestoned ladies top features an adorable cat rocking a classic tinfoil hat, paired with the sharp statement:<\/h2>\n

“Conspiracy Theory: Term Coined by the CIA to Ridicule Anyone Asking Question.”<\/h2>\n

A playful (and sparkling) nod to the well-documented fact that the CIA popularize the phrase “Conspiracy Theory” in the 1960s after the JFK assassination as a way to dismiss and marginalize those who questioned the official narrative. — a tactic that continues to this day.<\/h2>\n

Soft, flattering and covered in enough rhinestones to make even the Deep State blink. Wear it when you want to look fabulous while gently reminding the world that asking questions has never been a crime — and that a little sparkle never hurt the truth.<\/h2>\n

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