{"id":1992,"date":"2026-09-18T22:31:18","date_gmt":"2026-09-19T05:31:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/armedkitten.com\/?post_type=product&p=1992"},"modified":"2026-09-18T23:00:15","modified_gmt":"2026-09-19T06:00:15","slug":"armed-xmas-kittens","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/armedkitten.com\/index.php\/product\/armed-xmas-kittens\/","title":{"rendered":"Rhinestone The Reason You Aren’t Being Arrested for Memes (Copy)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Designed and Decorated by Armed Kitten!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Shipping is within three business days.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Zenana loose fitting Polyester Spandex V neck tops. This fabric is super soft and drapey!\u00a0<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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Measurements are approximate, doing the best I can laying them flat and trying not to stretch them! <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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People swear that they machine wash and dry their shirts with no problem, however I recommend that they be hand washed and hung to air dry. It will extend the life of the shirt. <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

The design will not fade and the Rhinestones have a high quality glue that will stay attached and the stones will NOT fall off leaving a silver backing. But soft lovely shirts like this will stay nicer longer if treated kindly.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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Measurements underarm to underarm: <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Zenana: <\/strong><\/span>S 24″ M 26″\u00a0 L 28″<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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The Choir is Locked and Loaded<\/strong><\/h1>\n

Three tiny fluffy tenors. Sparkly Santa Hats. Full holiday spirit–and they’re not here to sing Silent Night!<\/strong><\/h2>\n

These Soft drapey Poly\/Spandex loose fitting <\/strong>Zenana <\/strong>V-neck tops are loaded with Crystal AB Luxe rhinestones that throw sparkles every time you move. The hats glitter. The rifles glitter. The kittens look politely prepared to defend the cookie plate. <\/strong><\/h2>\n

Text reads: THE CHOIR IS LOCKED AND LOADED<\/strong><\/h2>\n

This shirt always gets a double-take, then a laugh. Wear it to a party. Watch the room decide whose side the choir is on!<\/strong><\/h2>\n